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Bequeathing a Legacy of Victory at Dallas' Best Eating Competition, D SideDish

Reflection on sharing the ecstasy of victory and the gastric agony of the Brass Knuckle Corndog Beatdown with my son and fellow champion chewer. 

Luxury Spa Meets Historic Firearms, Cowboys & Indians

A Colrado resort offers a vacation package for those whose idea of relaxation entails includes shooting a variety of Wild West weaponry.

Eternal Yellowstone, Cowboys & Indians

There are countless ways you could die at Yellowstone National Park, and the contrast between the place's beauty and many dangers only adds to the allure. 

The Upside of Missing Your Flight Home From Wales, Success

Poor planning stranded us in Europe. Swallowing our pride and asking for help got us back home.

Francis Ford Coppola's Unmissable Mess, Dallas Observer

The case for catching the unforgettable and absurd Megalopolis on the big screen. I am one of just a handful of people who caught the pun in Jon Voight's infamously terrible "What do you think of this ..." line, and that select group does not include Voight.

The Last Battle of the American Indian Wars, Cowboys & Indians

A tragic case of mistaken identity led to the final battle between Native American fighters and U.S. Army forces in 1918.

Warren Zevon, Piano Fighter, Cowboys & Indians

The perfect playlist for after your ears stop ringing from the chatter of Thompson submachine gun fire. 

What Happened When I Tried to Fix My Entire Life at Once, Success

An experiment with mindfulness resulted in a new handmade record cabinet — and a table saw-related trip to the emergency room.

The Pregnancy Test, Success

Having a kid seemed like an impossible task until we met a gifted doctor.

Patagonia Updates Vests With Guillotine-Resistant Collars, Hard Money (Satire)

The outdoors clothing company introduced a line featuring collars reinforced with Fair Trade Certified™ Kevlar and sustainably produced polycarbonate for financiers concerned about social unrest.